[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys.

Garon Whited
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  1. Show a little faith in someone when they need it. It’s amazing how it comes back around to you.

  2. I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.

  3. Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.

  4. It’s one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.

  5. Sometimes I hate this place. I mean I really, truly, hate it. It offends my narrow-minded and provincial sensibilities regarding good universe design.

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